Blond(e) joke.
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Blond(e) joke.
First of all, no offense to any blond haired people. Secondly, I put the "(e)" because it is spelled either way.
Back in the old days, there were two peasant sisters. on brunette, on blond(e). Their only bull had just died, they needed the bull so the female cows could reproduce, and that is where their income came from. The brunette set out for town with $800. She bought a bull, but was left with only $1. She decided to send a message to her sister, since she can't possibly bring the bull back without help. The messenger said that she could only send one word with a dollar after the address. She decided to put the word "COMFORTABLE". The sister helped bring the bull back.
The End.
Back in the old days, there were two peasant sisters. on brunette, on blond(e). Their only bull had just died, they needed the bull so the female cows could reproduce, and that is where their income came from. The brunette set out for town with $800. She bought a bull, but was left with only $1. She decided to send a message to her sister, since she can't possibly bring the bull back without help. The messenger said that she could only send one word with a dollar after the address. She decided to put the word "COMFORTABLE". The sister helped bring the bull back.
The End.
- Spoiler:
- COM-FOR-TA-BLE...Come for the bull.
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